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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    As I sit here on this bench
    Oh I wish I wish I was French

    He has a certain flair
    He posts without a care

    He could be the smartest man in the room
    But then again he could be holding the broom

    Such an asset to the forum
    Lest we fall into the doldrum

    Sitting there in gay Pariee
    Probably reading, under a tree

    So mon cher live your life
    then settle down and take a wife (an a mistress)

    <3
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Still stuck in the cold wintery north
    Of all that snow I'm really rather bored

    How I long for the warmth of Texas
    instead of another icy Xmas
    Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Texan by birth, woodpecker by the grace of God
    I would be the voice of your conscience if you had one - Brenus
    Bt why woulf we uy lsn'y Staraft - Fragony
    Not everything
    blue and underlined is a link


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    Default Re: An Ode To Louis

    Still waiting for the Ode to Warman8,STFS.

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    So gay...

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
    -- J. Seinfeld
    Last edited by Seamus Fermanagh; 12-07-2010 at 04:31.

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    So much coffee wasted I fully aplaud a standing ovation

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    Default Re: An Ode To Louis

    An ODE? Of fewer lines than a sonnet? With mixed meter and limping scansion? For shame.....

    Anyway, here's a sonnet.


    The Jester and Le Cowboy

    His words, sharper still than any epee
    Witty, yet also gentle and gentile
    Laugh author, yet only slightly outre
    His jests piquant, but at his core tranquil

    Our cher Louis, in two tongues may play
    Champion of "King's" and L'Academie
    Our cher Louis, "all in jest" some may say
    But wit's the tool of Le Bard de Paris

    Yet stranger still the connection -- la chaine
    Entre Louis and Strike -- two now one pair?
    Knitting the Rio Brazos with La Seine
    Entre Texas and France -- that's just not fair!

    Never and always, jamais et toujours
    We're stuck with them both, so en garde et encore!
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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