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    This is my next venture, I like beer so why not brew my own and then sell the recipe to Inbev for 100 Euros (100,000,000,000,000,000 American)
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    Aren't you trying to get back in shape, lunchbox?

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    First step: Intern at Shiner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Inbev for 100 Euros (100,000,000,000,000,000 American)
    That was 2008.

    Nowadays, 100 US dollars will buy you enough European beer to fill lake Michigan. Almost enough then, to fill half your stomach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    That was 2008.

    Nowadays, 100 US dollars will buy you enough European beer to fill lake Michigan. Almost enough then, to fill half your stomach.
    That's hardly an accurate statement.
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    Better yet, first join the Trappist Monks at the Abbey of Saint Sixtus of Westvleteren in Belgium to steal learn the art. Bring your new found knowledge back and establish your brewery empire in the Capitalist Mecca of Tejas. Beer thirsty 'Mericans throughout the US will mortgage their great-grandchildren's future to buy it. Hot Wimmens will throw themselves at your feet and you'll become immortal, probably get your own reality show to boot.
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    Tssk. West-Vleteren highly overrated and hyped. Saison Dupont, this might in case be actually the best beer in the world:
    http://www.brasserie-dupont.com/dupo...en&page=saison

    Edit: On Brewing, I know some great forums, but they are in dutch. I'm also planning on brewing my beer actually. And getting beefed up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    Aren't you trying to get back in shape, lunchbox?
    I'm not going to drink my entire supply...Can a man not have hobbies?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I can help you with this, i've made a few 5-gallon batches of beer before. If you can cook, you can brew.
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    I grew my own tobacco over the past summer, it's drying in the basement right now. Gonna be tricky flavouring the stuff, provided they aren't frozen and broken.


    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    I can help you with this, i've made a few 5-gallon batches of beer before. If you can cook, you can brew.
    Where the hell have you been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post



    Where the hell have you been?

    Around.
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