2011 Calendars

**Furunculus** · 01-09-2011, 12:30

As a homage to English Assassin who created the same thread last year:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...2010-Calendars

I bring you the 2011 edition, along with sincere thanks to EA for finding the Lindner polish girls and coffins calender, the latest edition of which I have just been presented by the better half.

Coffin calendars:
http://www.wendymag.com/lindner-coffin-calendar-2011/

Goats in trees calendar:
http://www.amazon.com/Goats-Trees-20...N%3DB003LX34ME

Starr-Trek ships of the line calendar:
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Ship...N%3D0740795309

Best Bollywood babes calendar:
http://www.mytingoo.com/2011/01/hott...-calendar.html

German Farmers calendar:
http://www.insanetwist.com/2010/10/g...ndar-2011.html

The Witless wisdom of Sarah Palin calendar:
http://www.amazon.com/Betcha-Witless...4572443&sr=1-5

The absynthe calendar:
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+the_virt...ndar,262108057

feel free to post more.

**Ser Clegane** · 01-10-2011, 13:16

There is a new version of the Polish coffin girl calendar? Seems to be a successful niche...

**Furunculus** · 01-10-2011, 13:43

so successful in fact that an italian coffin company has decided to get in on the act! check out the bottom of the page on the coffin link. :D

no kidding, it took my polish G/F and her sister a huge amount of effort to get last years calendar because it was completely sold out everywhere, and the company themselves were a little bit overwhelmed by the scale of demand.

**The Stranger** · 01-10-2011, 16:01

Originally Posted by Furunculus

so successful in fact that an italian coffin company has decided to get in on the act! check out the bottom of the page on the coffin link. :D

no kidding, it took my polish G/F and her sister a huge amount of effort to get last years calendar because it was completely sold out everywhere, and the company themselves were a little bit overwhelmed by the scale of demand.

what the christ...?!? :O

**Furunculus** · 01-10-2011, 17:25

i showed them the calendar because i thought they'd find it funny being polish, they did, so they got one for me. it even came with three little carved wooden coffin keyrings with a lindner brand on the bottom.

cool company! :D

**The Stranger** · 01-10-2011, 17:42

since when are coffins sexy...

**Furunculus** · 01-10-2011, 17:58

since a coffin company decided to make a calendar (greatly assisted by being a polish company and therefore with access to sexy polish women).

**al Roumi** · 01-10-2011, 18:23

Originally Posted by Furunculus

since a coffin company decided to make a calendar (greatly assisted by being a polish company and therefore with access to sexy polish women).

... and you have a necro fetish?

Seriously though, them girls are dead hot.

har har har har.

**gaelic cowboy** · 01-10-2011, 18:25

There only dying to be in the calendar.

Thank you thank you try the veal

**Husar** · 01-10-2011, 19:47

Originally Posted by alh_p

Seriously though, them girls are dead hot.

Isn't that the main attractiveness of the calendar?

**Furunculus** · 01-10-2011, 21:46

Originally Posted by alh_p

... and you have a necro fetish?

Seriously though, them girls are dead hot.

har har har har.

they unleash a mortal passion within me!

**drone** · 01-10-2011, 22:02

Originally Posted by Furunculus

since a coffin company decided to make a calendar (greatly assisted by being a polish company and therefore with access to sexy polish women).

A shrewd undertaking indeed.

**The Stranger** · 01-10-2011, 22:17

i think it is smart. i like how this add tries to bring back the glory of mariage and make it look more attractive. the coffin is obviously a symbol for marriage and the women... well they symbolise the hot chick you will be married to. but the best thing i like is that the women carry the coffin. they are the foundation of the marriage but they also carry it and watch it so it will be all right!

you go coffin makers! now i will definitly get married to my supermodel girlfriend!!!