POW

[Hooahguy]

Man that mouse is cute.

[gaelic cowboy]

Will there be a show trial where prisoner #5525 is forced eagerly denounces his former comrades counterrevolutionaries and reaffirm his love of the leader and his great plan.

Long live the Leader

(everyone claps for five minutes after the leader stops speaking)

[Rhyfelwyr]

It's only a mouse, we had one in the kitchen a few months ago, I tried chasing it once and nearly got it but it was too quick. I'm losing my instincts!

But who could harm a mouse anyway? It's not like it's a rat, we still have them just now, the neighbours kid got wheels disease.

[gaelic cowboy]

Weil's disease is a dirty one to get, the symptoms can look like something else or there are none at all. I know fella who got it and twas a while before they tested for it eventually.

[Megas Methuselah]

I crush mice with my steel-toe boots and slapshoot them to death with my hockey sticks. That's how we do it in mah 'hood, bwoi.

[PanzerJaeger]

It is actually a baby squirrel!

I didn't know that they were so destructive until I moved into my current house. Now I hate them. #5525 was only granted clemency due to his cute factor being off the charts.

Now I have to decide whether I want to keep him or let him go in the country.

[Moros]

Note that it might not be legal to keep it as a pet. I'm not sure what the regulations are where you live though.