From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
In the mirror I truly see
My true self whose name is Dee Dee
A tuck and a waddle
My chest I do fondle
(creepy voice)
Would you BLANK me?
I would BLANK me

It puts the lotion in the basket...