Re: Exercise of the Tongue
Oh, heh. I didn't realize you'd made that up. At least I passed on Peter Piper, and Seashells by the Seashore ...
Hmm ...
Pick your pretty panties, pouting Paula, per your pleasure if you please
Prick, your petty pokes perturb my patience, not appease
Umm ... I better quit while I'm ahead.
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
Ha ha ha! I would like to know how pouting Paula's prickly pretty panties were the first things to come to your mind!
Another from the book (It's marvellous):
There once was a fellow named Lancelot,
Whom was looked on by his neighbours askance alot,
Whenever he'd pass,
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance alot.
Nah! Do your best Toga, I did this with Beirut once, but that one was less friendly!
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
The sauce brings a terrible curse
I find myself wearing a purse
Makeup and bra
A unicorn thong
White skirt I'm a sexy nurse
In the mirror I truly see
My true self whose name is Dee Dee
A tuck and a waddle
My chest I do fondle
(creepy voice)
Would you BLANK me?
I would BLANK me
Not so much a tongue twister as a drunken cry for help
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
Phwaw! That's a hell of a truckie's limerick!
Another one from a certain book - one of my favourites:
While Titian was mixing rose-madder,
His model reclined on a ladder,
Her position to Titian,
Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
de goedkoopste goedkope koperverkoper
verkoopt zijn allergoedkoopste goedkope koper
goedkoper dan een andere goedkope koperverkoper
zijn goedkope koper verkopen kan
We do not sow.
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
Peter piper picked a pickled pepper, a pickled pepper peter piper did pick.
At least thats how I think it goes.
Being better than the worst does not inherently make you good. But being better than the rest lets you brag.
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
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Re: Exercise of the Tongue
From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"
It puts the lotion in the basket...
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Re: Exercise of the Tongue
I immediately had chilling visions of Buffalo Bill in drag as well.From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"
It puts the lotion in the basket...
Re: the origins of: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy."
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
Or else it ends up in a casket!From some 80s hair band who's name escapes me: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"
It puts the lotion in the basket...
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
An old member called Togakure,
Is masochistic for most of the day,
He sweeps up the dung,
Which others have flung,
What he does after dark I can't say.
Re: Exercise of the Tongue
No cunnilingus?
Thread fails.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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