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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

    If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

    Srsly

    There is plastic surgery for a reason.

    But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

    Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

    If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

    Srsly

    There is plastic surgery for a reason.

    But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?


    Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

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    Tuckshop lady arms?

    Gals get old, deal with it.
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    The whole point is shes not old, fosters
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Arm flaps are great riding rear on a motorcycle in a tank top, almost as great as my little gorilla belly, booga-booga. Ruins gas mileage, though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    The whole point is shes not old, fosters
    Thats what you get for living in Texas?

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    but I joke. Some of my best friends are Vietnamese villages.
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    This sounds kind of mean, if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populus Romanus View Post
    This sounds kind of mean, if you ask me.
    This is kind for Strike.
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    Strike, you should refer to Pevergreen as Four-ex, not Fosters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

    If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

    Srsly

    There is plastic surgery for a reason.

    But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

    Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

    Amazing
    This may be a warning sign of things to come for her. She may end up pushing maximum density.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

    If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

    Srsly

    There is plastic surgery for a reason.

    But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

    Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

    Amazing
    DUDE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GO ON DIET AGAIN LET IT GO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY OKAY!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jabarto View Post
    i have a solution

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    stop posting
    Here is my counter offer

    No

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    DUDE I TOLD YOU I WOULD GO ON DIET AGAIN LET IT GO WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY OKAY!?
    See you jest but a diet won't work, it looks fluid like. Such a shame to waste a cute face and a good intellect
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Here is my counter offer

    No

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    Hit the gym, lawyer up and delete your facebook account.


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    goodness the hate is overwhelming in here.

    Actually Strike, Liposuction will take care of it. Only costs around $1200 per arm, but since you are so close to Mexico she could probably get both done for about $17. May be difficult to bring up in conversation, though.

    Maybe strongly hint that she go to the gym with you, then brutalize her with power sets of bicep/tricep?
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    Default Re: Girl problems

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    More specificly the accumlation of fat on the upper arm

    If I pushed her off a cliff she would gentely glide down due to her loss at the gentic game

    Srsly

    There is plastic surgery for a reason.

    But how does she remain so vascular on the forearms and maintain such a skinny face?

    Like a real live Mrs.Potato Head

    Amazing

    STFS is having girl problems,eh?

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