No nookie for you?
Can sex, shaving boycotts save Belgium? Seems with all the Mid-East hoopla commanding international attention, another country is about to suffer a fate far worse than some itty bitty revolt. Belgium is about to end up "sleeping on the couch" enmasse. Gentlemen, they got you by the short-hairs. Git er done.
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Re: No nookie for you?
i'd imagine that stopping shaving would be an excellent way to take the edge of the sex boycott for the members of Belgium's parliament...........
which is considerate when you think about it.
Last edited by Furunculus; 02-17-2011 at 00:57.
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LOL like anyone has sex with Belgium women in the first place.
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Re: No nookie for you?
Do you really want sexually frustrated men making these kinds of decisions?
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More public funds vanishing up prostitutes'?
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Are you kidding me I'm still looking for a beautiful fair-haired woman named 'Veerle'.Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Surely there is one.
edit Neukie HT, neukie. Get your Belgium facts straight
Last edited by Fragony; 02-18-2011 at 14:10.
Re: No nookie for you?
Sex boycotts would never work with me because I have internet pornography and video games which are better than sex any day. I was pretty sure Belgians never shaved anyway, so this would effect me in absolutely no way. My solidarity is with men everywhere who are faced with women using their diminishing sexual power over them. And body hair.
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Belgian female students just celebrated our world record 'government forming' by giving a public striptease. They're really sticking the knife in deep or is nobody actually caring?
Though I must admit that it's been at least a few days since ... would she ly about having her periods?
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IS THE BEER SAFE
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At least someone is posing the right question.
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The first sentence is sig worthy.
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Too many damn Belgians in the world already, I say. One Hercule Poirot is one too many.....
Dude, buy your girlfriend a book or something... Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson cannot possibly touch the real thing if she even knows 10% of what she's doing...
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Pr0n/=/ sex
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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