I really feel like anywhere between 1865-1920 would have been a good time for me to live
I am an avid fan of the pocketwatch
I am an avid fan of wearing suits
I am an avid fan of the understatement and stuffy upperclass humor
I like to read
I would love to be a country gentleman. When people ask me what I do, I can reply "manage my affairs" and everyone will nod like not only do they know what that is but they know it is of the utmost importance
I am an avid fan of alcoholism masked as social drinking
I see public outburts of emotion as a sign of weakness
I'm eccentric
Granted I do have faults (mostly sexaul depravity but I feel as if that would actually help my cause here) but I would've made a good gentleman
Alas
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