So I got sent home early today...

**Prussian to the Iron** · 02-23-2011, 21:01

With a bloody, bruised, and swollen nose, severely swollen and lacerated lip, tooth pains, and scrapes on my leg.

Basically, this guy that I've been having trouble with all year decided that, rather than be a man and try to fight me for real, he would simply come up from behind and sucker-punch me in the face.

I honestly don't know what the **** happened, I just remember walking on the pavement, I got hit from somewhere, i hit my head on the ground, and I saw him jumping back. I've already beat the **** outta him this year, which is probably why he didn't wanna fight me like a man.

When my head hit the ground, my head was sooo disoriented and dizzy I couldn't get up for several seconds. Unfortunately this meant that by the time I was up, he was long gone and I couldn't do anything else.

However when he does get off of suspension, the moment he says something to me other than "Sorry I was a dishonorable little p****", rest assured his ass will be laid out on the ground. I don't fight dirty like him, but I'm better than him.

Just wanted to let you guys know. God, I'm alot uglier than before

**Populus Romanus** · 02-23-2011, 21:33

You must be mad. I never even knew there was a p-word.

Why do hate each other? Violence typically is not the answer.

**The Stranger** · 02-23-2011, 21:34

how old are you? :O

**Prussian to the Iron** · 02-23-2011, 21:36

.........16 why?

**Hax** · 02-23-2011, 21:41

If he were a real ~~man~~ person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!

**Prussian to the Iron** · 02-23-2011, 21:52

doesnt that mean i should talk it over with the robot? lol

**Hax** · 02-23-2011, 22:04

No, they are abominations that deserve purging.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 02-24-2011, 14:38

Originally Posted by The Mad Arab

If he were a real ~~man~~ person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!

DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!

Sorry man,though. Go get a baseball bat and meet him in a alleyway and teach him some respect

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**A Nerd** · 02-25-2011, 19:44

Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.