You cant eat an orange while bading (California)
you cant paint a sparrow and sell it as a parakeet (minnesota)
you cant stab a man in a striped suit (kansas)
you cant pretend to have rich parents if you dont (washington)
you have to shower atleast once a year (kentucky)
You cant knit during fishinseason when you are a man (new jersey)
you cant sleep with your shoes on (north dakota)
you cant fall asleep in a cheesefactory (south dakota)
you cant take a bit out of someone elses hamburger (oklahoma)
if you tie an elephant to a parkingmeter you have to pay parkingfee (florida)
you cant whisper in someones ear when he is hunting moose (alaska)
an pickle is only a pickle if it can bounce (connecticut)
you cant have a gorilla in the backseat of your car (massachusetts)