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    Default Uncle Sam Wants Me

    ...Dead.

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    Wait, what just happened to me?

    I feel violated.
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    Yeah, I dont think Ive heard a worse song. Ever.
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    Wow. So she can't sing without putting effects on her voice, she's only sort of cute, and the music execs think they can make money off of her? Oh and the girl sitting in the front seat of the car has a gigantic wart on her face.

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    Yesterday was Thursday!
    Today it is Friday!
    Tomorrow it is Saturday!
    And the day after is Sunday!

    I'm 98% that was a spoof...
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    My reaction on IRC:

    -ahem-

    [18:54:12] <TheMadArab> WHAT THE IS THIS
    18:54:14] <TheMadArab> IT TO AMERICA
    [18:54:20] <TheMadArab> I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU WHEN I LISTENED TO BOB DYLAN
    [18:54:23] <TheMadArab> MARRIED YOU WHEN I HEARD THE BAND
    [18:54:24] <TheMadArab> AND NOW THIS?!
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    As an American, I would sincerely like to apologize.

    For everything.
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    Default Re: Uncle Sam Wants Me

    One of the dumbest but funny things I seen recently.

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    The chick (actually I'm not even sure if I'd be labeled a paedo for calling her such) has gone a new meme lately and I wondered who the owner with one of the stupidiest smiles I've ever seen belonged to. And uh...

    Curiosity cripples the cat....for life.

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    I SEE MY FRIYYEEEAAAANDS *gives that creepy smile again*

    FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUAAAAAAOOOOH MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

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    I thought everyone knew this was a cover of the famous Bob Dylan song:


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    Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun.
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    @Lemur

    Yeah, but Bob Dylan isn't a 14 year old girl who is in the middle of puberty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thefluffyone93 View Post
    @Lemur

    Yeah, but Bob Dylan isn't a 14 year old girl who is in the middle of puberty.
    And also the fact that his discography does not include such a song after all.

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    If everyone would stop harping on this, her 15 minutes would be up. I saw it once (worst song ever? I don't think so. Bad, yes), but with everyone complaining about how bad it is, they keep trying to throw it in my face at every turn. Do us all a favor and resist the urge to share links to it.
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    But, Greg-sensei it is...

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    Thank you, LEN, that was funtastic!

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuchip View Post
    Oh and the girl sitting in the front seat of the car has a gigantic wart on her face.
    Should she feel bad about that and hide at home or were you just pointing this out?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Yeah, I dont think Ive heard a worse song. Ever.
    not even Justin Beiber?
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    There is a special circle of Hell reserved for the users of Auto-Tune.
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    Wow. What happened to pop music? When I was in high school, this girl was ruling the charts.



    Sure she couldn't sing and was a walking example of the worst excesses of American pop culture, but dyaam.... she made up for it in other ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
    Thank you, LEN, that was funtastic!



    Should she feel bad about that and hide at home or were you just pointing this out?
    lol I was just pointing it out because usually in these kinds of videos the girls have their faces plastered with makeup or if their blemishes or too bad they don't get the part. I thought it was funny because it showed they didn't even try to make the video "good"

    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    Wow. What happened to pop music? When I was in high school, this girl was ruling the charts.

    Sure she couldn't sing and was a walking example of the worst excesses of American pop culture, but dyaam.... she made up for it in other ways.
    I remember when I was about 8 or 9 I had a friend who had a crush on Britney Spears and he told me he wrote about her in his diary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuchip View Post
    Wow. So she can't sing without putting effects on her voice...
    Excuse me?!?

    She cannot sing even with effects on her voice...
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    http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele....html?hpt=Sbin

    Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele....html?hpt=Sbin

    Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together.
    I'm pretty sure that you ignored the fatal part of the news on purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/cele....html?hpt=Sbin

    Her mom paid a company $2K to put the video together.
    Well that explains a lot about the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I thought everyone knew this was a cover of the famous Bob Dylan song:

    This song is pretty good actually.

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    By far the best commentary on the video so far:
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9XIP6XNXs
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    To make up for the damage you were exposed.

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