Is this worth a free T-shirt?

**a completely inoffensive name** · 05-11-2011, 09:23

So there is an event taking place in my uni and if we stay the entire time, we get a free t-shirt of a sheep wearing a party hat. The t-shirt looks so cool, but the subject of the event is...idk what it is about. Here is the mass email that was sent to everyone:

Salutations (ACIN's college),

Please join us in dialogue for the Phantasmagoric, Hologramic, Metaphorical-Allegory of the Party Sheep: an Investigation into the Nature of Undivided Wholeness in Continuous Flowing Movement: Love.

The 'Encounter' transpires Sunday, May 22nd at 7PM outside of the (ACIN's college) Town Hall.

As you can see, my mind is broken from trying to understand that. Having to sit through a 1hr 30min lecture on the very same subject might not be worth the extremely cool free t-shirt I have seen.

What do you guys think?

**PanzerJaeger** · 05-11-2011, 10:19

Not at all. That's an hour and thirty minutes of your life you'll never get back.

**a completely inoffensive name** · 05-11-2011, 10:25

Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

Not at all. That's an hour and thirty minutes of your life you'll never get back.

But what if I wear the shirt longer than an hour and thirty minutes? Doesn't that make up the cost?

**Fragony** · 05-11-2011, 10:30

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

But what if I wear the shirt longer than an hour and thirty minutes? Doesn't that make up the cost?

No you just look like a fool for more than an hour and thirty minutes

**Subotan** · 05-11-2011, 10:35

Abuse mind-altering substances before you go, so that you'll think you'll both and understand and have some insight into the topic at hand. You'll walk away with a free t-shirt and a sense of accomplishment.