Speaking from 28 years of experience working jail; I'd say the percentage of TSA officers that enjoy doing pat frisks is much lower than the people who enjoy receiving them.
Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Speaking from 28 years of experience working jail; I'd say the percentage of TSA officers that enjoy doing pat frisks is much lower than the people who enjoy receiving them.
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
But what of the percentage of people who actively resent it? Anyway, if you are good with the “magic” tricks you can have a lot more quality fun with the hapless TSA officer.
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Joking would be a good thing here. It's obviously a terribly awkward situation and as Hosa said, they likely hate it as much as you, so you might as well try and inject a bit of humor. Just don't take it too far and start talking about their wives or mamas of course.
Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Jesting aside, this is probably spot on.Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Before I get to the front of the line, I discreetly unzip my pants and have my penis hanging out, as if its an accident. Then when they go to frisk me, we are both like OMGZ OOPSIE. That's how I met Fred, and he is an awesome lover except when I say "that sex was the bomb" then he kicks the crap out of me but I am kind of into that.
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Sooooooooooooo stories plz. How was your first pervert.
Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Hehehe, those wouldn't be found during a pat-down. You're gonna have to show off your charms in a body scan, then submit to a strip frisk/cavity search when they discover your secret toybox. Tell'em everybody needs a hobby.
Those stories will have to be for a different time & thread. What I'd like to know is if ACIN opted for the pat-down instead of the body scan, and if so, why?
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Don't tempt me into making a thread '28 years later: AssgropetheList Now'
Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
grope back
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Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.
Ask him if he knows how many sieverts he's taking in each day standing near the pr0noscope.
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