Found an Ex on Teh Tubes

[Strike For The South]

And she now has two kids.

Don't get me wrong I still would but damn

bullet dodged amirite?

[Lemur]

Everybody knows you're shooting blanks, partner. No danger there.

[drone]

bullet dodged amirite?

Assuming she is roughly your age, yes.

[Megas Methuselah]

DOn't taLk 2 her agan, strke. avoiD chld supprt!!!

[naut]

Assuming she is roughly your age, yes.

Aye.

[Skullheadhq]

DOn't taLk 2 her agan, strke. avoiD chld supprt!!!

This, just to be sure.

[Husar]

Babies are cute, your loss².

[Louis VI the Fat]

Going to great lenghts again just to insult my little sister, aren't we!?


We've told you before, they're not yours. The oldest child is by the Columbian, the youngest is by that Ukrainian who was found drowned in the river after a night's binge drinking. Or maybe the youngest is by my uncle, the suspicion remains.

We don't need your money or support. Why can't you just be happy she has found a means of income? The adverts from her YouTube poledancing videos already generate € 15 a month and will increase if it gives her some modelling work.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Depends on what you want outta life. At least you're thinking with the right head.

[The Stranger]

ehm... which tube you found her on???

[Ronin]

bullet dodged amirite?

damn right!

[Skullheadhq]

ehm... which tube you found her on???

The tubes = the internet

[Lemur]

One of my exes now has a bestseller, and I'm trying hard not to seethe with petty jealousy. Strangely, I am not jealous of the girl who's now the CDC's go-to anthrax scientist.

[Ronin]

bullet dodged amirite?

damn straight.
count your blessings and move on.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

And she now has two kids.

Don't get me wrong I still would but damn

bullet dodged amirite?

Maybe - but you keep dodging and you shall by the last of Thy line. No little Southerners, no grandchildren, no one to wipe away the drool in 60 years.

[TheLastDays]

I like kids, you missed out :P

[Skullheadhq]

I like kids

for dinner

[drone]

One of my exes now has a bestseller, and I'm trying hard not to seethe with petty jealousy.

Don't be jealous, be thankful. It's obvious she is trying to "Twilightize" the dangers of deep-sea life, probably to soothe anxieties and pave the way for the impending octo-squid invasion. Her intentions are suspect, her humanity compromised, her soul forfeit, her insanity imminent. You dodged a bullet!

[Papewaio]

Tubes yes generally can be the internet, it can be more specifically youtube, or more 'fleshy' in the form of variations of that name. So the question about which tube wasn't the internet, it was was it the mainstream youtube or a pron variant... kind of a cheap zinger.

Strangely, I am not jealous of the girl who's now the CDC's go-to anthrax scientist.

Agreed, although I'd be very worried if an ex was the CDC's go-to VD scientist.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Strike posted this like 8 months ago. Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.

[Skullheadhq]

Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.

Venit, vidit, vicit.

[Shaka_Khan]

What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?

[Strike For The South]

Strike posted this like 8 months ago. Knowing Texas women, she is probably divorced and the kids are having their first beer right now.

HAters gonna hate

What if she kept a video of you and decides to post it on youtube?

We couldn't find one with a powerful enough level of zoom...ZING

Maybe - but you keep dodging and you shall by the last of Thy line. No little Southerners, no grandchildren, no one to wipe away the drool in 60 years.

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