The Official Tanuki Tournament Thread

[phonicsmonkey]

I don't know what's worse. Seeing GH drinking his nasal mucus and calling it beer, Kage drawning in a river of Heineken and calling it beer, or TinCow.

Quiet down before I beat your crippled drunken dwarf behind black and blue with my monkey hammer. And while you're at it, why don't you try moving to a country that has a functional government once a decade or so? Maybe then you'd be in a better time zone for me to fight you.

(Hey, do you think if we keep talking smack long enough we can avoid actually having to fight these battles?)

[Andres]

(Hey, do you think if we keep talking smack long enough we can avoid actually having to fight these battles?)

At the very least, nobody will pay attention to our actual performances...

Only losers need a government. Real men don't need no government. With my left thumb, I defeat whatever army your "functioning government" can throw at me. And to defeat you in an MP battle, I only need to blink with my right eyelid.

[phonicsmonkey]

Right, I warned you!

[Andres]

[phonicsmonkey]

I should have known better than to pick a fight with a content manager.

[phonicsmonkey]

EDIT: double post

[Major Robert Dump]

Fear Gregoshi. He killt my Donkey