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    So this one girl wants to sleep with me. And this other girl wants to sleep with me. And neither of them want commitments? And they both offered to take me out to dinner. I just don't know how to let them know that I simply can't decide between the two. They know about each other and said it was totally fine for me to sleep with both of them but I am just not sure.

    What do all of you think?

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    And you call this a problem?

    The problem only arises if you want commitment?
    Do you?
    Do you really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    They know about each other and said it was totally fine for me to sleep with both of them but I am just not sure.
    Together?
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    You clearly need to add more girls to the equation. This number simply won't work.
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    lol... warman will go crazy!

    but seriously... they say its ok... and they dont want commitment... they just want to make "love"... and you are still hesitating? perhaps strike or louis should put you in the same position, maybe you'd know then? XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    Together?
    I was about to post a smart ass reply to this thread, but this is truly thread worthy if the above quote is true.



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    I don't even understand the question?!?!...
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    I am not full aware that there is a problem here

    Why even say to them anything about whom else you sleep with

    Hit it and quit it

    Actually eat first. Never pass up a free meal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    So this one girl wants to sleep with me. And this other girl wants to sleep with me.
    Stop showing off and saddle up already. Sheesh.

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    oH FOR GODS SAKES PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.

    Why the hell would this be a problem. And why the hell would I ask an internet forum for help with girls.

    What do you people think I am......... my little troll blew up in my face........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    What do you people think I am......... my little troll blew up in my face........
    While yours will blow up in theirs...eh eh eh.

    Inappropriate, yes.
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    lol I suspect this thread was partly inspired by mine, in my defense half the reason I started that thread is because I wanted to show my face a little more around here since I lurk here almost every day, and besides that I think the girl threads are kinda fun...

    I didn't think my thread would sound that desperate but maybe I was wrong

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    The Great leaders of history slept with woman and most of them were unmarried.I suggest you sleep woth both of them.One after the other.And see which one is right for you.Then tell me and we'll talk it in length,that would be my advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    oH FOR GODS SAKES PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.

    Why the hell would this be a problem. And why the hell would I ask an internet forum for help with girls.

    What do you people think I am......... my little troll blew up in my face........

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    Yeah I got that it was less than serious as you posted about your girlfriend in a thread yesterday. Either that, or you're a first class cad.

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    Your trolling is terrible

    Edit: And that's not even a personal attack, Just stop doing it son
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I liked to watch everyone fall for it and think it's serious, your trolling is very good, don't listen to the sore losers who fell for it.


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    Y U NO TAKE MY SIDE
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    What do you people think I am......... my little troll blew up in my face........
    No matter how inane you believe someone's contributions to be, you don't need to humiliate them with parody threads like this.
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