Girl problems

[Moros]

I have a girl.




And she pisses me of.

She doesn't like watching football, she doesn't like it when I ignore her, she doesn't like when I get drunk, she doesn't like it when I don't get up early, she doesn't like the fact I don't care which shoes she likes or wants, she doesn't like it when I don't want to see the flick she wants to see, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like doing something with her, she doesn't like it when I'm lazy in the morning and wait to shower in the evening, she doesn't like it when I don't feel like showering in the evening and will shower the next morning, she doesn't like it when I don't listen, she doesn't like the fact I don't have anything to say, she clearly doesn't like a lot of girls she has class with or who I get along with, she doesn't like it when I make my own plans, she doesn't like it when I say I think this or that are stupid, she doesn't like books or politics, she doesn't like it when I do something silly or stupid, she doesn't like it when I make sexist jokes, nor does she like racist jokes and similar, she doesn't like my bush down there, she doesn't like the fact I refuse to wear perfume, she doesn't like pron, she doesn't like cooking, washing,...

Edit: Sorry girls but it had to be said. You ain't all that. Well not after a while.