Every time I tried to get my ex wife to try something new, she would say "not there."
Anyway, some suggestions:
Cover the first two letters of all the EXIT signs in a building with your own homeade letters SH.
Stand in an elevator and unbutton a shirt button for each passing floor and see who stays on to the top
Take your girl to a furniture store to "shop" for beds, and by "shop" I mean make out on as many beds as you can.
Go to a historical re-enactment dressed for the wrong period.
Put up a sign at a busy intersection that says "I buy ugly children" and use the phone number of someone you don't like (I use that one on ex wife @ once every 6 months)
Take your dog to the vet and try to have one leg removed because he runs too fast
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