Why can't we have a tree in our house all year long?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Doesn't work like that, thick roots are just to channal the nutritions that the 'hairs' pick up, and they pick these up deep. Tree will starve, take tree, meassure height, multiply with 4. That is +/- how much soil it needs

Well ****. Looks like I gotta do plan B: hanging vines from all the ceilings.