OKC does NOT have gangs. OKC is God's land, everyone knows that, so the gangs stay away. I met some Zeta Cartel guys once at the gas station they had packed their furniture in the back of their Toyota Tercel and I was all like "r u moving?" and they were all like "si, god scare us from here"

@stratigos: I have no idea who it will be, because it would be like gambling on two crippled race horses. San Antonio was it. The other two teams suck compared to the Spurs, and OKC has home team advantage. But I fear that if we do not get some more shootings then the team won't fit in.

If you had told me 10 years ago OKC would have a pro team some day I would have said LOLZ. But the city is really eating them up, all these repressed okies and with life starting at conception and their open carry gun laws, well they need something like the Thunder. The Thunder goes to grade schools and teaches kids how to play basketball and then the kids teach the team how to read, it really is a mutually beneficial arrangement.

Plus, with a team of cheerleaders thats adds a whole new crop of women out of my league I can try to sleep with, I go to all the tryouts and wait outside and console the losers and then tell them they should be models and that I am a photographer and have some cameras back in my motel room.

EDIT -- By the way, I am still in San Antonio and our 1SG this morning warned all of us with Oklahoma tags to watch our butts in the ghettos outside the base today