2 hours ago i tried to kill a spider

**Monk** · 07-09-2012, 10:02

... I failed. And how every corner, every shadow, my nemesis could be lurking. Watching. Waiting. I can feel his gaze even now. This isn't going to end well. Won't someone end this nightmare?

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**Fragony** · 07-09-2012, 10:08

Eight cold eyes are watching your every step, good luck

**Andres** · 07-09-2012, 10:17

It was nice knowing you, Monk

**rajpoot** · 07-09-2012, 10:51

Or you might end up becoming Spiderman.

**Fragony** · 07-09-2012, 11:50

That only happens in movies, in real life spiders hold a grudge if you wrong them. They don't grant you superpowers, they wait for the right moment...

**HopAlongBunny** · 07-09-2012, 17:37

The pitter-patter of little feet,
They come for thee!

**a completely inoffensive name** · 07-12-2012, 04:29

Originally Posted by rajpoot

Or you might end up becoming Spiderman.

**Tellos Athenaios** · 07-09-2012, 21:37

Originally Posted by Monk

... I failed. And how every corner, every shadow, my nemesis could be lurking. Watching. Waiting. I can feel his gaze even now. This isn't going to end well. Won't someone end this nightmare?

Get a cat ASAP. It'll probably enter into a staring deathmatch with the spider first thing. The cuter it can look whilst wrecking havoc, the better. Clearly you need an expert purveyor of death and terror at your side that can camouflage even the most heinous of acts with a purr and an innocent look, smothering your worries in cuteness, so you will never need to be upset with or even aware of his ruthless methods.

**rajpoot** · 07-10-2012, 02:25

Originally Posted by Fragony

That only happens in movies

Hey if aliens could've messed with the development of our species in the past, spider bites can most certainly grant us superpowers. It's just that the odds are probably too low.

Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios

Get a cat ASAP.

Once the cat kills the poor arachnid, it might come after you.

**A Nerd** · 07-10-2012, 09:49

Here is what to do. The Nerd method:

1: Live in harmony together

or

2: Capture the spider and release him (or her) back into the wild.

The larger the spider the more gross it is, I must agree with that! :O

**Memnon** · 07-10-2012, 00:38

Originally Posted by Monk

... I failed. And how every corner, every shadow, my nemesis could be lurking. Watching. Waiting. I can feel his gaze even now. This isn't going to end well. Won't someone end this nightmare?

What have you done...

Now the army of almost crushed spiders is rising in retribution! Their siege engines (Proportionally made of course) are already at our gates! My only hope is that the bullfrogs in my yard honor our old alliance... Only time will tell...