I Have Just Spent 30 Minutes Trying to Decide What to Say

[Shokifer]

...And after much deliberation, have decided to settle with:

Hi! I'm Shokifer. Shorten that however you want. I've been playing Total War ever since Rome, and strangely enough I'm still a terrible strategist. But I am learning! Slowly.

Anything else you'd like to know about me, just ask. Unless, of course, you intend to post one of those boring and manifactured "Welcome, *inset name here*"s, in which case, I would like to thank you in advance.

[Monk]

Hello Shokifer, welcome to the org.

[drone]

Welcome aboard, Shokifer!

[Andres]

Welcome Shokifer

...And after much deliberation, have decided to settle with:

Hi! I'm Shokifer. Shorten that however you want.

Shoky...? Sho! Ferry. Kifer...

I've been playing Total War ever since Rome, and strangely enough I'm still a terrible strategist. But I am learning! Slowly.

You're never too old to learn, they say. So you better learn slow, or there's nothing left to learn when you're old.

Anything else you'd like to know about me, just ask.

- Do you drink coffee or tea?
- do you appreciate a bar of chocolate with your coffee?
- what is your shoe size?
- on a scale from one to ten, which is your favourite car?
- do you know how a chicken crosses the street?
- who was first: the egg or the chicken?
- it's cute but dangerous; what is it?
- do you prefer to swim uphill or downhill?
- do you think "Heineken" is beer?
- have you been on the moon?
- do you think Monk should change his username into Monkey?

Unless, of course, you intend to post one of those boring and manifactured "Welcome, *inset name here*"s, in which case, I would like to thank you in advance.

Welcome, *insert name here*

[Shokifer]

Welcome Shokifer
- Do you drink coffee or tea?
- do you appreciate a bar of chocolate with your coffee?
- what is your shoe size?
- on a scale from one to ten, which is your favourite car?
- do you know how a chicken crosses the street?
- who was first: the egg or the chicken?
- it's cute but dangerous; what is it?
- do you prefer to swim uphill or downhill?
- do you think "Heineken" is beer?
- have you been on the moon?
- do you think Monk should change his username into Monkey?

- I drink tea every evening.
-I appreciate biscuits with my tea.
-I'm a size 9
-Meh. Not really a car person, y'know?
-It doesn't. It gets run over before it can make it. I should know. I saw one once.
-The egg, thanks to good ol' evolution.
-Probably a lion. >:3
- Downhill. Always.
- Hey, if Budweiser counts as a beer, surely Heineken would too!
- Working on it.
- Well, if it suits his disposition...

[Papewaio]

Welcome to the Org!

Most of us are friendly except for the Backroomers

There are some great guides that can help with your strategy. Most of it comes down to cash flow in the non combat phase, location location location in the battles.

[Shokifer]

Welcome to the Org!

Most of us are friendly except for the Backroomers

There are some great guides that can help with your strategy. Most of it comes down to cash flow in the non combat phase, location location location in the battles.

I once conquered Germania in EB and didn't get a single heroic victory the entire time.

[Andres]

I once conquered Germania in EB and didn't get a single heroic victory the entire time.

You're the conqueror. Re-write history and make all your victories heroic. Execute everyone who dares to accuse the glorious Shokifer, son of Mars, of being a liar.

[Shokifer]

You're the conqueror. Re-write history and make all your victories heroic. Execute everyone who dares to accuse the glorious Shokifer, son of Mars, of being a liar.

Well, I'm playing as the Casse (British Tribe), so I don't think they would take kindly to me calling myself the son of Mars

One problem, though.

The Germans still have two settlements in Gaul.

Commence operation eradication!