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  1. 09-05-2012, 16:58 #1
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    Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

    Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

    Woke up
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies out
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies in
    Gin Beefeater
    Fed the kitties and the puppies
    Internet
    -tried to look up smut
    -The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Read up on my spurs
    -discotent sets in
    -Checks the Gooners payroll
    -Sees Walcot is still on there
    -discontent slighty abated
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Got on the Org
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    Default Re: Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

    Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

    Woke up
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies out
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies in
    Gin Beefeater
    Fed the kitties and the puppies
    Internet
    -tried to look up smut
    -The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Read up on my spurs
    -discotent sets in
    -Checks the Gooners payroll
    -Sees Walcot is still on there
    -discontent slighty abated
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Got on the Org
    Hmmmmm. Shiner Bock bread and steak...


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  3. 09-05-2012, 21:37 #3
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    Default Re: Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

    Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

    Woke up
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies out
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies in
    Gin Beefeater
    Fed the kitties and the puppies
    Internet
    -tried to look up smut
    -The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Read up on my spurs
    -discotent sets in
    -Checks the Gooners payroll
    -Sees Walcot is still on there
    -discontent slighty abated
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Got on the Org
    But... You always struck me as a bitter angry drunk, venting on the .org? How was today any special?
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  4. 09-05-2012, 22:06 #4
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    I think the care and feeding of puppies and kitties is meant to show his nurturing instinct.
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    His taste in beer is excellent. His taste in football clubs, not so much.
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    Default Re: Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Mum is not pleased nor is the shelia

    Work got cancelled today so here is what I have done

    Woke up
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies out
    Beer Shiner Bock
    Let the puppies in
    Gin Beefeater
    Fed the kitties and the puppies
    Internet
    -tried to look up smut
    -The shelia got more upset (A feat I had thought impossible)
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Read up on my spurs
    -discotent sets in
    -Checks the Gooners payroll
    -Sees Walcot is still on there
    -discontent slighty abated
    Beer Shiner Bock
    -Got on the Org
    Beefeater is gross.
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    Default Re: Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

    You're having some awful sex....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    You're having some awful sex....
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    Default Re: Drinking Before Noon Is Better Than Sex

    puppies are stupid

    what is a shiela?
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  10. 09-06-2012, 04:02 #10
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    what is a shiela?
    A big Aussie chick who may or may not shave her armpits.
    #Hillary4prism

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  11. 09-06-2012, 04:06 #11
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    One day I will find myself a kiwi. Just because.

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