In order to avoid the hassle of going IRR or dealing with MEB, I was considering trying to transfer to the Guam NG.

But then I realized that I was
A) Too tall, and
B) Not nearly as motivated and excitable as they, and
C) Did not want to be on the mustering roster for IRR through Guam, in case we go to war in Asia.

In fact, if I move to Guam or the PI I will become quite the peace activist.