In this thread, things that really rustle your jimmies.

[Tellos Athenaios]

Then there's also the fact that in the dictatorial regime of Belgium there's a speed camera every 50 meters or so.

Well none of those actually work. You're more likely to see shooting stars.

Additionally, if by extreme misfortune one of them does work and catches you just claim the "but the cops are Walloon and therefore must have made a mistake with the camera defence"