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    Seriously

    I can't drink myself to death fast enough
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Seriously

    I can't drink myself to death fast enough
    If you think it's bad now, wait until you graduate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TinCow View Post
    If you think it's bad now, wait until you graduate.
    Hence my first line.

    I just want to get into oil and wear a cowboy hat with my suit. THATS IT
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I just want to get into oil and wear a cowboy hat with my suit. THATS IT
    Corporate counsel for an oil company is a worthy goal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Hence my first line.

    I just want to get into oil and wear a cowboy hat with my suit. THATS IT
    Won't the oil ruin the suit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noncommunist View Post
    Won't the oil ruin the suit?
    Thanks for nothing!

    Now I've got an image of Strike and his Stetson standing in a vat of olive oil smiling at me.

    Errr.....

    Excuse me, off to the washroom.
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    I get the impression that law school think SFTS suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    Now I've got an image of Strike and his Stetson standing in a vat of olive oil .
    And it ain't extra virgin but it is waiting to be squeezed...
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    You just have to accept to learn a whole lot of things that doesn't make sense and that you will never use.

    See, it's not about educating you.

    It's about showing that you are one of those guys that are willing to lose some of your best years for a job, that makes you lose the rest of your best years for an eventual future where you possibly can have more money than the average guy laughing himself through life.

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    so deep bro
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    so deep bro
    I'm glad you appreciated it

    Now, do you have any other existential questions before you head to the shrink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    I'm glad you appreciated it

    Now, do you have any other existential questions before you head to the shrink?


    Corporate counsel for an oil company is a worthy goal.



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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    You just have to accept to learn a whole lot of things that doesn't make sense and that you will never use.

    See, it's not about educating you.

    It's about showing that you are one of those guys that are willing to lose some of your best years for a job, that makes you lose the rest of your best years for an eventual future where you possibly can have more money than the average guy laughing himself through life.
    I don't know what shit college you went to. Glad I didn't go there.
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    Have fun being a bureaucrat for the rest of your life, Strike.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Have fun being a bureaucrat for the rest of your life, Strike.
    It can be kind of fun, particularly once you're entrenched in the system and can safely suckle off the teat of civilization for the rest of your life. A life which will likely be extended far beyond your peers as you use your excessive income to buy replacement organs from those who have to sell their own to pay their mortgage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Seriously

    I can't drink myself to death fast enough
    Get a ranch.

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    I always liked this one...

    . . . They come into these sacred halls of which you have
    become the yearling priests. They stink of laity. They
    must be cleansed, they must be quickly cleansed, or all of
    us will be profaned. Gird up your loins, then, my
    beloved, and descend into the pools; in each left hand a
    pot of legal germicidal soap, each right fist brandishing a
    foot-long brush of dialectic. Seize these new woolly
    lambs and scrub them for the law . . .

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    If you don't like it, don't do it. Remember that you are studying for your future job. Do you really want to do something you don't want to do your whole life? Get out while you still can.
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    Enjoy.

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