My entry:


Groups Round16 Quarterfinals Semifinals Finals Semifinals Quarterfinals Round16 Groups

Tiebreakers:
1: Total Goals Scored in Tournament (not including shootout PKs): 141
2: Total Number of Red Cards (straight up or 2 yellows) in Tournament: 19
3: Golden Boot winner: Miroslav Klose
4: Wooden Spoon "winner":
5: Number of delayed game starts caused by unprepared sites: 0

I fully expect to finish last, and given my home country () and my current home () I do not expect a 'fun' group stage...