I will never understand the British

[a completely inoffensive name]

A farmer from Lincolnshire travels to London for the first time. How does this happen in the 21st century?


I punched in the two locations in google maps and it told me it is a 160 mile drive between the two. I drive that amount every single weekend when I visit my parents (round trip). My dream is to one day travel the UK and seduce a good looking blonde with a posh accent (don't judge me). But it looks like I will have to do all the driving.

Do British cars even have odometers that reach six digits?