An ode to SFTS

**Hooahguy** · 11-09-2016, 19:27

So back a few months ago I made a bet with Strike about the results of the Presidential election in the state of Pennsylvania. I said if Clinton won the state, he would have to make a thread about how great I am, and I would do the same if Trump won the state. So in the end Trump won the state and I am a man of my word so here goes:

"Oh how we should bask in the glory that is Strike!
All those naysayers should consider taking a hike.
For the one from Texas bears knowledge others do not possess,
A level of wisdom that I do not have I must confess.
He is a fantastic and wondrous being who we should all strive to emulate,
Since he is the one who said that the Keystone State would vote to make America great (again)."

Cheers Strike, hope you liked my horrible attempt at poetry.

**Montmorency** · 11-09-2016, 20:16

Sounds like Bill Watterson.

**Hooahguy** · 11-09-2016, 20:20

I read a copious amount of his work growing up.

**Montmorency** · 11-09-2016, 20:29

Still and quiet feline form,
in the sun, asleep and warm.
His tail is limp, his
whiskers pooped.
Man, what could make this cat so pooped?

My tiger, it seems, is running 'round nude.
This fur coat must have made him perspire.
It lies on the floor - should this be construed
As a permanent change of attire?
Perhaps he considers its colors passe,
or maybe it fit him too snug
Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
Or use it here as a rug?

and so on.