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    Still and quiet feline form,
    in the sun, asleep and warm.
    His tail is limp, his
    whiskers pooped.
    Man, what could make this cat so pooped?
    My tiger, it seems, is running 'round nude.
    This fur coat must have made him perspire.
    It lies on the floor - should this be construed
    As a permanent change of attire?
    Perhaps he considers its colors passe,
    or maybe it fit him too snug
    Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
    Or use it here as a rug?
    and so on.
    Vitiate Man.

    History repeats the old conceits
    The glib replies, the same defeats


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    Admin honors bet
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    If Obama had passed the healthcare reform he wanted, this wouldn't have happened. I miss him already.
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    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Does this homage to SFTS allow for humorous limericks at Hooah's expense?
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    Does this homage to SFTS allow for humorous limericks at Hooah's expense?
    Im not sure, but Ive been itching to try out these new admin powers so why not take a swing and see what happens?

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    "Strike's wrong," quipped bold Hooahguy,
    As he wagered his pride on the fly.
    Strike took that rash bet,
    said "You'll be lauding me yet,"
    And Strike was proved right, by-and-by.
    Last edited by Seamus Fermanagh; 11-09-2016 at 22:56.
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Im not sure, but Ive been itching to try out these new admin powers so why not take a swing and see what happens?

    Kidding, kidding.
    With banstick bold Hooah' doth threaten
    Then meekly behaves like a kitten.
    Since he plays at both sides,
    his political wit drys,
    and by Strike's prediction was beaten
    "The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman

    "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken

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    and by Strike's prediction was beaten
    bitten
    Vitiate Man.

    History repeats the old conceits
    The glib replies, the same defeats


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Im not sure, but Ive been itching to try out these new admin powers so why not take a swing and see what happens?

    Kidding, kidding.
    Yeah the admin colour matches their lightsabers...
    Last edited by Papewaio; 11-11-2016 at 12:13.
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    Strike is Awesome
    the End
    "If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."

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