It's either laugh or cry . . . . I am going to hire a comedian to do my Eulogy: Then people will remember my funeral and cry, not from sadness, but from remembering the last laugh I gave them before I was laid to rest.

I am 42 years of age, been hit by a forklift, had a heart attack, been hit by 480 Volts of electricity and have lived to tell about it . . . I am sure my nine lives have been used up by now . . It's just a matter of time . .

****ELMO looks around, sees wife looking strangely at him, decides its a good night for a bout with insomnia!****


hehe wooohooo!