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    32. After your home team wins a game against a heated rival, you decide you want to use the "exterminate" option.
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    Default Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

    33. You feel compelled to yell "Stiiiinking ratss!" when letting loose with a particularly offensive fart.
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    34. The only dance move you can accomplish is a slight shuffle to the right.
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    35. You start training all the dogs in the neighborhood to duck under shields and go for the groin...
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    36. You actually believe you can tell your daughter to dump her fiance, because he isn't good enough, and expect: 1. No consequences. And 2. She will actually do it.
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    37. You seriously consider changing your religion to get more suitable bonuses and associates.
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    38. when a female relative visits you with a suitor, you exclaim "where's his stars an' scrolls then? why do you always bring back wastrels? bet he's got a "collects nazi pariphenalia" trait...honestly, how am I meant to command and mould this family? all i'll be able to do is send him round the badlands setting up watchtowers..."
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    39. You wake up and find yourself in to the town square with nothing but a stopwatch...
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