[movie announcers voice]The year 0...a time when Dinosaurs ruled the Earth, and women wore skimpy leather bikinis! *warning, blasphemy alert* Watch in awe and amazement, as Mary, wearing her leather bikini, fends off vicious man eating dinosaurs while on her way to Bethlehem! Gasp, as the baby Jebus is born in a stable, surrounded by adorable farm-yard dinosaurs and the three wise men![/movie announcers voice]