Didn't I already tell you Edz that women were evil?! :p

Attracting women is easy, just talk to them in flirtatious ways while looking them in the eye a fair bit - you can normally judge how you are doing by the response to that. As long as you don't say anything too bloody stupid and don't look like Michael Jackson, you should do pretty well.

The hard part comes after all that attracting bit, then women are bloody evil.