Tips on how to attract a girl

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Tip 1: Be sexy

Hmm, I´m trying to some degree.

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

My upper body is not that nice and I´m still working on my muscles...

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didn´t seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Just did not long ago.

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That´s very funny, because the girl I´m aiming at was apparently too shy, I asked her out in some stupid way and she didn´t respond for 3 weeks, I didn´t ask again, etc. blabla and now(>½year later) she hates me.

But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but I´ve always been either not interested or too stupid, I don´t take it too serious anymore and just laugh about it, I´ll find some nice girl somewhen, but I wouldn´t bother if it was soon.
Of course I got no tips because I couldn´t even get a girlfriend myself so far.