
Originally Posted by
Byzantine Prince
Tip 1: Be sexy
Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)
Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over
Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you
Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)
Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you
Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are
Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.
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