Tips on how to attract a girl

[Mongoose]

5 steps that always work....


1:Start many threads like this

2:tell them about the .org and your .org name

3:Wait about a week. then...

4:tell them that they are very ugly but you are kind enough to like them any
way

5:Yell "TELL WHAT BARTIX!?!?!?" right in her face

just try it

[edyzmedieval]

Great tips all of you.....

Great topic BTW....

[Voigtkampf]

Sometimes I forget my age and that some of my dear fellow patrons are only about to hit it off for girls for the first time, or that they are struggling at the very beginning. So, this time, I’ll give you some real advice (though the twenties stack does work!)

1. Be self-confident. That compensates for so many things, you would not believe me! When you see an ugly guy dating hottest girls, ask yourself; if he is not rich or in a band (I was in a band, and got far more after I quit it and cut my hair! ), then he must have self-comfidence. Women fall for that. Deep within, they are still in search for a stronger, protector type, but will fight a long time with you before they roll over and submit to your domination.

Btw, self-confidence doesn’t work for guys only, it works for girls as well. I knew a girl in the high school, and she was…well, ugly is not the real word. She was modern art combined with a Picasso seizure. No matter how cruel this sounds, it’s a fact that she had one eye lower than the other and always half closed, one side of her mouth was kind of lamed, so she would speak with the other side, and often she would have a string of mucus hanging from the upper teeth to the lower teeth. I shit you not!

This girl had been getting some each weekend, when she would go out. And that is true! There were times when even I would stare at her, the post-modern Quasimodo, and wonder what was so special about her… Akhm… Perhaps if I myself gave it a try…


See!?! SEEEE!?!

2. Hygiene always helps.

3. Next to being a self-confident, be a decent loser. Being the greatest guy doesn’t mean you can get any girl. I’ve had my share of refusals, but what I did was something no girl ever expected; I’d just say “ok, hun, have a better one”, smiled at her, greeted her warmly and strolled off. I would still say hallo to her in passing, I’d be as cool as possible because I didn’t really care. Plenty fish in the sea.
That would drive them wild. I have so often received an initial “no” and then strolled away to the other that would say “yes”; my complete and utter indifference is what made them practically mad! They start to question their own value, why aren’t you crushed to ground and crying, wonder if they made a mistake… The slimiest thing is a guy that gets brushed off and goes “you damn bitch, you are not worth my time, yaddda yadda yadda” and then they go spilling poison to anyone who wants or doesn’t want to hear what a bitch that girl is. I never did that. There are plenty fish in the sea, my friend. I treat a no like a businessmen; ok, thank you for your time, have a pleasant day. And I mean it! Most of those girls that have said no in the beginning came back, but my policy was not to diminish myself, and even if I stayed polite and nice, I refused their approach. Take that, haha!

4. Do not concentrate on one girl. On a party or in a disco you can fly like a busy bee around about 6-7 flowers, I managed a dozen in my better days. No matter how many say no to you, there will always be one that will say yes, and start acting on it. Better to get five “no” and one “yes” in a night then to stick to the same flower all night and be sent home under great pressure. Please, don’t do that.

I just remembered a party me and another girl threw in one summer; a beautiful night at the sea, nice easy going music, pretty girls, house for us alone. I was sitting with a girl on the couch, cannot remember her name, but I know that on another party several months ago she was dancing with me as she was practically sitting on my crotch, I shit you not. (Btw, she was engaged at the time with her first and only boyfriend; so much about decent women. That, of course, I didn’t know, I found only later.) So I sit and talk to people around, nip on my beer, listen to the music and caress the girls legs and back next to me. She wears this thin summer dress the weighs about the weight of a dream and looks even prettier. So, that dark-haired beauty turns around to me, smiles and asks:
“What do you think you are doing?”
I smile back and reply “What does it look like?”
“Don’t do that.” She says laughing, and I swear to you, you’ve never heard a “don’t do that” that sounds more like “keep going”. I knew it from our dance together from before, as well. So, things keep going as they did, I still make jokes and talk to people, while my left hand is still mapping her body. Not aggressively, just as you would, say, stroke your dog that would lie next to you. Again she turns around to me with her smile and a horny look in her eyes.
“Didn’t I tell you to stop?”
Me, being the frickin’ maharajah I was back then, reply calmly, not too loud, but not silently either, and everyone in the room can hear me if they wanted to pay attention.
“Woman,” I said smiling from my half-sitting and half-lying position , “you don’t honestly think you gonna sit there, smelling like spring, with your pretty legs and tush only an inch away from me and not to expect I won’t take a grab?”
“Yeah, that’s how I want to have it.” But her eyes lie.
I, on the other hand, am not even up for playing that game.
“Woman, if you don’t like what I’m doing, why did you sit next to me? See, there is some free place over there, at the table.”
So I got her cornered, but she won’t give up that fast. She really gets up, sits at the table and her eyes go “aaaa-HA! Thought I wouldn’t, hehe…”
To which I simply reply: “Damn, I am alone now here at the sofa, and I’m dying. Is there no girl that would like to join me here?”

Hold on for a second. Can you get any lamer than this? Probably, but this is already hard bottom of lameness.

But another girl stands up and comes over to me. I just met her that evening, and she had the nicest smile and the biggest breasts of all attended.

“Much better.”, I replied, while the first girl looked like she was going to explode. Now, she got none that evening, I can tell you that. Me and the girl number two, on the other hand, had great time, both on the sofa and on the beach later on in the early hours, we were seeing each other for year and a half (I was in my first engagement back then, so we weren’t exactly a “couple”…yeah, I know, instant karma’s gonna get me!) and had a lot of fun and good times.

Huh, this got long. Damn, I love talking about myself! Don’t do that too much before a girl, another good advice.

Good hunting, gents!

[King Henry V]

Be as smooth as silk, be a gentleman. They are rare nowadays and easily make girls curious. Put all her needs above your own. If she isn't a total slut, she'll probably like that.

[Voigtkampf]

Be as smooth as silk, be a gentleman. Put all her needs above your own.

Don't.

Unless you are into S&M.

[The Wizard]

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm

Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though.

What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl



~Wiz

[Meneldil]

Stop to be a nice guy
Leave the Friend Zone
Last step : be an asshole

OutpostNine

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Azrael rules. That 'Death of a Nice Guy' article is a particular favourite of mine.

[Voigtkampf]

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm

Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though.

True. Seen my own comment about my lame comments? There are no good pick-up lines. Forget it. They’ve all been worn out. What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Doh. The best pick-up line is “Hi” or “Hello”. My name is… May I join you… Can I get you a drink?

It is the way you say that little stuff.

Guys make a mistake and if they get refused believe that their pick-up line is bad. So, they practice and then they really blow it. Hell, if she is going to shoot you down when you say “hi” to her, forget it, for what reason ever, she is not going for ya, lad. What to do? Carry on!

People that gain self-confidence, calmness and that naturally casual approach and way with women have success. If you are nervous, shy, reserved, insecure, then practice. Talk to women. Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything! As Sun Tsu said:

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.

If you know yourself, but not your enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.

If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”


So, get to know yourself and your enemy, the women. Oh, never think a woman is something dignified and exalted, angel-like creature. Pah! They are mostly worse then men!

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl

Oh, I let them play with me, but in bed, nowhere else!

[Shadow]

why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

So why do they group in small packs & what did they talk about

[Byzantine Prince]

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs.

[Silver Rusher]

Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?

Anyway, I saw a stupid program on channel Five (UK TV) the other night about why you see beautiful women with ugly men. In the end, the only thing those idiots could come up with for a reason was "sweat". So according to them, if your "sweat" smells nice, you get girls.

It was a silly program, written by the sort of person who would likely be editing heat magazine, but other than that I've got nothing.

[Papewaio]

Think like a magpie / crow... they like bright shiny objects... so do girls.

So if you are confident and well dressed you will do okay.

Not that I was that confident when I asked Wasabi out to movies and a coffee... even less so when she said she couldn't because she was studying for exams...

Anyhow believe in yourself. Talk to the person. Relax and be yourself.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

5 steps that always work....


1:Start many threads like this

2:tell them about the .org and your .org name

3:Wait about a week. then...

4:tell them that they are very ugly but you are kind enough to like them any
way

5:Yell "TELL WHAT BARTIX!?!?!?" right in her face

just try it

I just did that...I have permanantly lost all feeling in my nuts
jk