Why would you go to a hair salon? Oh wait, I guess to cut your hair... hmm...

I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...

Hair should be worn down, so that it can sway suitably when you rock out.
No, I agree, I also felt like an idiot. I wasn't really being serious... I felt like an idiot, though I was high at the time, so that helped...