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10: Awaiting your first born child. "Honey, my water broke!"
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9: Celebrity Status: "Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod!!!"
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8: The night before Christmas (and you are a hyperactive ten year old).
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7: The desire for your first kiss with that one really cute girl...
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6: You're hungry and you know a good hot meal is about to hit the table.
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5: An hour before work (or school) let's out. "Why is the clock moving so slooow?!"
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4: You have been running in a marathon and you still have three miles to go.
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3: You have been waiting in line at the DMV for an eternity and are only halfway there.
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2: Angry rumbling in your stomach when the poop is coming whether you like it or not.
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1: What is that you say? Europa Barbarorum? Gah. Let us never speak of this again.
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