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    I'm driving through Europe next week, I'll keep a look out for anything as good as this

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/28082005/32...lage-name.html
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    head to the Shetlands first, there are places called Twat up there.

    Moderators please note: Twat is a place name in this instance, not a swearword.

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    although I do believe it's a double 'tt' at the end
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    mea culpa

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    "We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet.

    "It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke?

    "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."
    Thats hilarious! Imagine a big fat Austrian Policeman saying this in a highly agitated voice! LMAO!!!

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    Apparently it gets better. From snopes.com...

    The second sign carries the hilarity even further: "Bitte — nicht so schnell!" is German for "Please — not so fast!" (Evidently this type of sign is a commonplace reminder in those parts for drivers to keep their speed down to protect children, but the unintended double meaning in this case is particularly amusing.)
    This sign is posted under the sign bearing the town name- they have a photo on the site.
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    Here's the sign itself:


    http://www.fucking.at/fucking/Ort1.htm

    Last edited by Brutus; 08-29-2005 at 16:33.

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    Ive been there. It was funny for the first 5 minutes.

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    Hmmm, accorcing to this site (http://home.comcast.net/~mitchell.wa...7/E1222031186/) there are many more wonderfull places with such.... names across Europe.Incompatible language

    Btw, I beforehand excuse myself for the obscene words in this post, it's all in good fun.
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    I knew this belonged in the backroom .... and these are bona-fide place names as well....I'm a genius
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus
    Btw, I beforehand excuse myself for the obscene words in this post, it's all in good fun.
    Good fun or not - I expect people to respect the forum rules and refrain from posting a collection of obscenities.

    The first post was OK - should this topic degrade completely into frat party humour it will be closed.

    @Brutus: I edited your post

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    I already imagined it would be too much, but I hoped it would be okay (where I come from, this wouldn't have been much of a problem, but I agree one has to obey the rules...which I'll have to read again). I however understand this be over the line and I apologize again. Anyway, most of the placenames never were meant to be obscene anyway... they all have perfectly good etymological origins that only became fun recently. As the site about F***ing said, the names dates back to 1070, and I doubt the locals were by then already chuckling about the reaction of English people. I actually remember someone telling me that he once followed a class about Medieval France (in English) and that some Americans also following it couldn't stop laughing about the place-name Nancy... but in French it's a perfectly reasonable word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus
    My German is pretty bad, but does the sign underneath say "Please - not so fast"????
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    Correct.
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    Somebody made a thread about this several months ago. Yet somehow, the novelty hasn't worn off...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver Rusher
    Somebody made a thread about this several months ago. Yet somehow, the novelty hasn't worn off...
    Actually this is the third time this year. And it is every bit as funny as it was the first time.
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    Yes it is, although at this point (I've visited the thread a couple of times) it has lost most of its novelty, time to withdraw to return again in 4 months!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus
    I actually remember someone telling me that he once followed a class about Medieval France (in English) and that some Americans also following it couldn't stop laughing about the place-name Nancy... but in French it's a perfectly reasonable word.
    So what does 'Nancy' mean in English then?

    Isn't it a perfectly normal name, like Nancy Reagan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    So what does 'Nancy' mean in English then?

    Isn't it a perfectly normal name, like Nancy Reagan?
    I believe it refers to something like "gay" or "efeminate" or something like that... (there also was a joke about it in 'Allo 'Allo, when Rene tells Lieutenant Gruber that he and his brother were both "Nancy boys") But I wasn't there, so I couldn't point out the exact reason for the hilarity.

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    F
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    I'm amazed this thread is still open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatwad
    I'm amazed this thread is still open.
    Gotta love it, i have a thread that never spells out F-U-C-K and had an actual dialog, it gets closed and this thread has a sign that says "FUCK" on it and no problem. F##k it i guess...
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    Some comments on this:

    a) I kept this thread open - although it was borderline as it started as a good fun thread about a town that happened to have a name that was equivalent to an obscenity in another language. Actually closing this thread would have meant that I recognized that the town's name is an obscenity (which it is not)

    b) Posts that clearly crossed the line were edited

    c) After my interference the thread basically died down and slipped down the page until someone decided to bump it again just to make a point (and to demonstrate the urge and capabilities to use profanities)

    As this thread basically has outlived is purpose and is now used as a vehicle to grind an axe, I will close it now - though I have to say that I am slightly dissappointed by the way it came to this

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