My girlfriend said she wanted me to take her to someplace she's never been before, I said "try the kitchen,"

Ok so there was this one bar, and on the counter there was a huge jar of quarters. There had to be at least 300 bucks in there, so a guy goes up to the bar and says "What's the quarters for?" So the bartender says "I got an emotionless horse, if you can get him to show emotion, you get all the quarters." So the guy puts a quarter down and the bartender leads him to the horse. The man goes up the the horse and whispers somthing in it's ear and the horse starts laughing. So he gets the quarters. Next year, the same man comes back, goes to see the horse, and the horse starts crying. So the bartender says "how'dya do that?" And the man says, "Last year, I told the horse I had a bigger wang than him. This year, I showed him."

Massachusetts: Our Taxes are lower than Swedens! [in most tax brackets, anyway]