Chased plenty of tail when I was younger.

Sooner or later it becomes time to pick one and settle down.

Married five years. The wife is not too sharp, but she's hot and learning to be a good second-class citizen. JK kind of.

She is learning to adapt to her role as "support". I make the money and she does everything else. Best of all, she doesn't care what the hell I do with my free time and she cares not a lick that I'm a drunk. I can go out with the boys or sit at home and play RTW for eight hours a stretch. She's the best and I wouldn't trade her for anyone.