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[drone]

If we are posting recipes, how about this one?

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
...und Keine Eier.

In English:

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

I always wondered what he was saying in that song. Let me know how this one works out, meatwad.

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[discovery1]

I wonder if this will fit...


https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6508/p10100264gc.jpg

not even close......

Well, if you click the link you'll see what appeared on my dorm door on saturday, which was my birthday if you recall.

[drone]

Click at your own risk:
http://www.hampsterdance.com/

or you may end up like this guy:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/scantsanity/hamster.html

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[InsaneApache]

I have an idea ...forming in my head......

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Now I will enlighten you all with a precious pearl of wisdom or two, which has never been passed down before that I know of, but might be passed down for a long time if it actually proves useful.

Trackball mice are superior because I won all Quake III matches at one LAN party by a large margin, except the first.

Not a non sequitur I swear!

Secondly, Pink Floyd is excellent music.

[Reverend Joe]

Now I will enlighten you all with a precious pearl of wisdom or two, which has never been passed down before that I know of, but might be passed down for a long time if it actually proves useful.

Trackball mice are superior because I won all Quake III matches at one LAN party by a large margin, except the first.

Not a non sequitur I swear!

Secondly, Pink Floyd is excellent music.

1. What exactly is a trackball mouse?

2.

[discovery1]

A band I have never heard of, Death Cab for Cutie, will be playing at UIUC on the 13th of October. Someone I know at Princeton likes them I think. Should I try to make her jelous?

[Reverend Joe]

I have an idea ...forming in my head......

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Quietus]