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    Eh..... Pelle Suprapto......

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    Don't tell me everyone here are all wanna-be porn stars!

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    Rambo West :p This reminds me of the days in college. We used to do this with the porn name generator on theporndude. Where are the days :p
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    Wow, this is some serious thread necromancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElAngelo View Post
    Rambo West :p
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    The last pet we had was a domestic ship, fifty years ago. Anyway:

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    Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...

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    By all means, share.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...

    If I was in a porn movie...

    *retch*

    (is there a vomiting smilie?)

    Also,

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    Spots 15th

    -Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star.
    Wooooo!!!

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    "Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".

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    Rocky 300 South

    *curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*

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    Mister Maria. That's a good one

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    Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...
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    Totte Kirsebær - translated ...

    Waddy Cherry
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    Bambi Lénine.

    Would be great for a female porn star.
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    Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)

    Pippi Vigerslev and Allé

    I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.

    You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    Totte Kirsebær - translated ...

    Waddy Cherry
    Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.

    Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.

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    Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name
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    The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.

    My male name would be John Tehran Way.
    My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.

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    My dog is a female so...

    Maggie Oak Leaf



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    Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).

    My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:

    KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
    - Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?

    KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
    - Glint the Squint?

    If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).
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