Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
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Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
Screw luxury; resist convenience.
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Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
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By all means, share.
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Spots 15th
-Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star.
Wooooo!!!
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"Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".
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Rocky 300 South
*curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*
Gah!
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Katia Beer
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Mister Maria. That's a good one
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"I will buy this puppy to have a porn name, mister..AGH!" 169
(Yes, my street is numbered. Weirdest porn name ever..)
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I'm going Greek mythology here...
Testiclees.
RIP Tosa
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Biggus Dikkus.
Sorry, but it had to be done.
I once wrote that above a urinal. Somebody had already written "big willies" and for some reason there was already some stuff from "The Life of Brain", so it made sence.
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Mo Dacre
or
Mo Chaputorn
My fave is Ben Dover... tee hee.
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"Sparky McCormack", (Maiden Name) which might just cut it.
"Gerbil Queensway" however is just one more reason I should have got round to naming that rodent.
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Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
If I was in a porn movie...
*retch*
(is there a vomiting smilie?)
Also,
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Angus II Hohenzollern
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Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...
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Verdugo Bear????
furry and hot ;)
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Totte Kirsebær - translated ...
Waddy Cherry
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Bambi Lénine.
Would be great for a female porn star.
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Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)
Pippi Vigerslev and Allé
I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.
You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.
A popular Danish birdname is Piphans and a major street in Copenhagen is called Nørrebrogade... Piphans Nørrebrogade, YUCK!!!!
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Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.
Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.
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Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name
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The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.
My male name would be John Tehran Way.
My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.
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My dog is a female so...
Maggie Oak Leaf
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Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).
My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:
KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
- Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?
KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
- Glint the Squint?
If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).
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Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Clark Larsson. Amateur porn star and country artist
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Vijay Blenheim. Sounds like a bolywood pornstar.
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FREE WILLIE
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