Another urgent drink dilemma, need help now.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I have a problem guys. Right now, I have two cases (60 bottles) of mexican coca cola sitting in my room.

I have $14 left on a gift card for Amazon right now, should I use it to buy a liter of grenadine to mix in my drinks?

[rajpoot]

I don't know if Mexican Coca Cola is the same as stuff you get elsewhere around the world, but if it is, then you'll be better off giving it away to someone you don't like rather than drinking all that sugar yourself.

[Peasant Phill]

I have a problem guys. Right now, I have two cases (60 bottles) of mexican coca cola sitting in my room.

I have $14 left on a gift card for Amazon right now, should I use it to buy a liter of grenadine to mix in my drinks?

As I see it you have a few choices. You can buy:

- Whiskey
- Rum
- Wodka
- Beer (for something we call a 'mazoutje')

[Andres]

Mazout is disgusting.

I'd go for as much whisky or rum you can buy for $14.

[Strike For The South]

Whiskey

[Ja'chyra]

Rum and limes

[gaelic cowboy]

I'm hugely confused here what is your problem exactly? Just buy whatever is the walmart equivalent of low price canned lager in Tesco.

Oh and as for the cola pour it down the sink ah mac tis bad for ye, be a waste to mix that with good spirits even white spirits.

Failing that yis can always keep it for the wimmin folk who will turn up to your outrageous project x style party your planning.

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remember to get some yolks for the cola though

[a completely inoffensive name]

You guys are no help,

A. I'm drinking my coke, it's my only indulgence from my diet of nuts, milk, fruit and juice.

B. I can't buy alcohol.

[rajpoot]

So what kind of vegan/vegetarian are you?

Just for laughs. (Although I tried the bone thing, it actually dissolved).

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Benefits from Coke

1.To clean a toilet:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the ''real thing'' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

2.To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

3.To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

4.To loosen a rusted bolt:
Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

5.To remove grease from clothes:
Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

[drone]

B. I can't buy alcohol.

Well, there's your problem!

[Ja'chyra]

You guys are no help,

A. I'm drinking my coke, it's my only indulgence from my diet of nuts, milk, fruit and juice.

B. I can't buy alcohol.

B makes this a pointless thread, -1

[a completely inoffensive name]

I don't know if I have told you guys this but I don't drink alcohol anyway (when it is available). Maybe I should clarify that before all my drink dilemmas.

[Centurion1]

freak!!!!!

shun him.

[Moros]

Mazout is disgusting.

Wiser words have yet to be spoken.

[tibilicus]

Whiskey. End thread.

[Peasant Phill]

Mazout is disgusting.

Wiser words have yet to be spoken.

What about a Tango then?

[Strike For The South]

has whiskey been mentioned?