The .Org Fight Club

[doc_bean]

// doc_bean shows superior control of all his muscles as he squishes Fragony's fami!ly jewels

[Reverend Joe]

Ooooooooookay, I am going to stay away from the Love Club for a while...

[Fragony]

// doc_bean shows superior control of all his muscles as he squishes Fragony's fami!ly jewels

wow you did this before didn't you

[Beirut]

In Beirut's love club:

The stunning blonde locks her mouth into Beirut's and shoves hard, aggressively licking the inside of his mouth. After short while, the horny Beirut starts trying to unbutton her blouse... when his hands are slapped away.

"Not until you pay up buddy. One hundred dollars every half hour..."

That's called having a girlfriend.

Hell, a hooker would be cheaper. And at least she'd go away when you're broke, not stand there yelling at you to go out and make more money.

[Rodion Romanovich]

@DemonArchangel:

Rule no. 1: you do NOT talk about Fight Club!

[doc_bean]

wow you did this before didn't you

[DemonArchangel]

DemonArchangel backflips into the ring, landing with a perfect split. Then he screams in pain as he hops around grabbing at his crotch, because only women can perform perfect splits without pain; as that redhead in the corner is demonstrating with Big King Sanctaphrax. His eyes burning with rage, he turned on the nearest spectator and came down with an elbow to the top of his head. There was a sickening crack as the spectator's skull split open.

DemonArchangel turned around to the naked Doc_Bean, who had so recently knocked Fragony (on the floor groaning in agony) out of the tournament and began running towards him... Doc_Bean managed a single swing, which DA ducked as he grabbed Doc around the waist, bit off Doc's family jewels and then picked him up and threw him into the crowd.

The other prospective fighters in the ring began to edge backwards slowly... Demon spit Doc's family jewels into another spectator's face, then began making his way to the nearest area where he could find something to drink.

@ LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix: That might sound cool, but it's bad for gambling revenues.

[DemonArchangel]

That's called having a girlfriend.

Hell, a hooker would be cheaper. And at least she'd go away when you're broke, not stand there yelling at you to go out and make more money.

Yea. But can you afford to keep her and your (obviously jealous) wife at the same time?

[Adrian II]

You guys gonna stop talking or WHAT!??

[yesdachi]

Ev'ry mornin' at the office you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to YesDachi.

I get plenty of “love club” action at home, the .org is for fighting! Now lets dance!

Skills: years of martial arts training and body hardening conditioning (thanks to my child who punches at groin height). Experienced in unconventional armed combat with forks, spoons and the deadliest… chopsticks! No buffet is beyond my abilities.
Special attack: “Look, your mom just found your porn collection!” SLAM to the solar plexus with a size 11, the result of a beautiful reverse thrust kick!
Weakness: easily distrac… Hey, is that something shiny? Walks away.

[Beirut]

You guys gonna stop talking or WHAT!??

I'm a lover - not a fighter.

[drone]

In Beirut's love club:

The stunning blonde locks her mouth into Beirut's and shoves hard, aggressively licking the inside of his mouth. After short while, the horny Beirut starts trying to unbutton her blouse... when his hands are slapped away.

"Not until you pay up buddy. One hundred dollars every half hour..."

I am Beirut's inflamed sense of rejection.

[Rodion Romanovich]

@ LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix: That might sound cool, but it's bad for gambling revenues.

It's a quote from the movie Fight club. It was inevitable the quote would be posted here with the thread title

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I'm really quite pleased to see that Beirut put me with the redhead. Our Moderator Psi-link appears to be working correctly.

As a further benefit to the love club, our floor isn't sticky with a putrid mix of sweat, warm beer and blood.

[Kagemusha]

Kagemusha, 187cm and 90kg´s wakes up under a bar table. He stares around the surrounding carnage with his drunken eyes and yells GAH! More beer and whiskey to table 69! Are you trying to kill poor old Kagemusha to thirst! And passes out under the table again.

[yesdachi]

As a further benefit to the love club, our floor isn't sticky with a putrid mix of sweat, warm beer and blood.

It is sticky for a variety of other reasons!

[LeftEyeNine]

Tissue matters..Ahem..

[Reverend Joe]

It is sticky for a variety of other reasons!

Damn... beat me to it.

[DemonArchangel]

I'm really quite pleased to see that Beirut put me with the redhead. Our Moderator Psi-link appears to be working correctly.

As a further benefit to the love club, our floor isn't sticky with a putrid mix of sweat, warm beer and blood.

Unknown to BKS, Beirut was trying to get rid of his rival in snatching females by giving BKS the only HIV positive hooker in the love club....

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Kaiser, escorted by a few 'friends' walks in, and looks around. He chuckles, then takes another sip of brandy. He slowly walks torwards the ring and walks around it, pacing, waiting. Finally, a man comes out.

"You've got talent, real talent. I don't know if your the type of guy I'm looking for, but what the hell? I'll give it a shot. I need someone taken care of, yet I don't want to get my hands dirty with their blood. I'm in a bit of a situation, if I attack this guy, either he'll kill me, or I'll be in jail for a very long time for murder. So I want you to do it.

I can pay you, if it's money your after. Or I can give you information, if that's what you need. Either way, what do you say, will you get rid of Red Harvest for me.

What do you say?"

As he does this, one of his companions brandishes a Galil, and the other opens a suitcase, filled with unmarked $20 bills.

(lets have a bit of unrealistic fun with this, yeah?)

[Beirut]

Unknown to BKS, Beirut was trying to get rid of his rival in snatching females by giving BKS the only HIV positive hooker in the love club....

Curiouser and curiouser.

[Byzantine Prince]

Hey Beirut, can I have the red-head once BKS is... deceased?

[Strike For The South]

I win

[DemonArchangel]

You win SFTS?

You don't win. Not until you go and violently attack someone.

In the meantime, DemonArchangel needs a break from cracking some bones, so he tells the Italian guys in the suits to wait for a couple of hours until he comes back....

Now to Beirut's love club.

[Strike For The South]

I win

[LeftEyeNine]

SFTS keeps it simple.. He wins..

[Kaiser of Arabia]

I win

Kaiser grabs the Galil and pumps the clip into SFTS' skull, screaming "STFU N00B!"...er..."SHUT UP YOU RAT!"

[Leet Eriksson]

10$ says SFTS will still win.

[Strike For The South]

I win

[Strike For The South]

Kaiser grabs the Galil and pumps the clip into SFTS' skull, screaming "STFU N00B!"...er..."SHUT UP YOU RAT!"

unfortunatly before he can get to to the immortal SFTS He has a massive coranry and dies spitting meatballs up