Ev'ry mornin' at the office you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to YesDachi.

I get plenty of “love club” action at home, the .org is for fighting! Now lets dance!

Skills: years of martial arts training and body hardening conditioning (thanks to my child who punches at groin height). Experienced in unconventional armed combat with forks, spoons and the deadliest… chopsticks! No buffet is beyond my abilities.
Special attack: “Look, your mom just found your porn collection!” SLAM to the solar plexus with a size 11, the result of a beautiful reverse thrust kick!
Weakness: easily distrac… Hey, is that something shiny? Walks away.