Complain About Sporting Injuries

[Brutus]

Broke my wrist when I fell whilst cycling; my wrist hit the edge of a concrete plate which was part of the road: tipped a bit of the top of the bone off. Surgerey left me with a very nice scar and a screw in my wrist, but I thank the mother of a friend (who happens to be a physiotherapist) for making me exercise my hand, so now I can use it just as well as before the accident.

Apart from that, I've never suffered much, far too lazy for that.